Anything for money.

absolutelydestinysmood:

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

you can’t repeat the past

can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.

I’m curious. Reblog if you’re okay with roleplaying smut.

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

I fucking love this coat.

sparkafterdark:

I can go from

little house on the prairie girl

To

Captain on the high seas

In 10 seconds or you get your gender roles free.

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's 
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

Dream thingy! All your weapons are gone, and for some reason your in the nude on the moon. Goin' for WTF dream, how I do?

Anonymous

Deal slowly wakes up, sits up and calmly checks himself for his sleep clothes and breathes to check for oxygen. “I didn’t think the moon was that sexy; why was I naked…?” He looks around and then pinches himself. His weapons being gone was a nightmare, but the moon thing made it too funny to be scared.

Send my muse a dream, whether it be a nightmare, a wet dream, a trippy dream, or whatever else and I’ll write my muses reaction waking up after that dream.

alittleshopofcoffee:

prince-shining-armor:

((All dreams are welcome; wet dreams are more fun.))

((What would Creamy even have a nightmare about))

((Try to break the merc, if you want.))

gorilllas:

when you wanna do something fun but none of your friends are down

allie-whack:

almost-always-eventually-right:

Then, this one soldier who just wanted a cool photograph gets murdered by terrorists that are specifically targeting Tony Stark.

This was the moment that made Tony Stark reevaluate his entire life.

This was the moment that made Tony Stark cut the weapons program.

This was the moment that Tony Stark became Iron Man.

This was the moment that never truly left him.

Because it’s after this moment that Tony Stark proceeds to spend the rest of his life making peace-signs in photos, in honor of a young man who was more of a man than Tony could’ve ever dreamt of being; whose death Tony spent months agonizing over and trying to ensure wasn’t in vain.

Can you not what are you doing to my feels why are you always doing this.